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The Kodoma of Doom goes to DisneyLand!
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Anaheim, Ca.- On Sept. 12, 1999 AMC member Tiffany went undercover
to observe the Kodoma of Doom in its natural habitat.
According to kodama-ologist Kelly Chimino, "We've observed
the Kodoma of Doom to be a basically docile creature with occasional
outbursts of intensely evil vibes, horns and tail. But this is
from the environments we have been imposing on it. No one really
knows if this is truly how the Kodoma of Doom acts, or if it is
merely a confounding response variable to our experiments."
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Previous studies have shown that the Kodoma of Doom feels most comfortable
in evil environments. In short, it prefers the left-side of anything,
the colours red and black, and sugary cute pop songs. In order to avoid
suspicion, Tiffy dressed in red and black, and set out to follow the kodama
for a day.
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At 12:17 PM the Kodoma of Doom arrived at the front
gates to Disneyland-- which, being the origination of the "It's a
Small World" theme, can undoubtably be the preferred spot of the Kodoma
of Doom. However the most shocking thing was, as Tiffy puts it, "The
Kodoma of Doom seemed to be looking for someone, and then it joined
up with an annoyed-looking bishounen in a pink shirt. Evidently the
kodama was late for a meeting with its apprentice, Wayne Kaa."
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Tiffany took this gear in events well, as she was already armed
with her ID card to gain admitance to follow the Duo of Doom and record
their actions to be further analyzed to determine the cause of their
reign, and how to prevent it from spreading further. Like humans,
the Kodoma of Doom requires food. It's first stop was to a pink restaurant
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At 1:24 PM, The Kodama and it's apprentice, satisfied with their
meal head over towards Sleeping Beauties Castle. Tiffany follows closely,
using her super ninjitsu skills to blend in perfectly with her surroundings
until she is able to approach the dangerous duo with the guise of
an innocent tourist. The Red and Black tactics worked and she quickly
gains the Kodoma's trust... |
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2:39 PM, It seems that the Kodoma's preferred mode of transportation
is by Pink Teacup. In these hidden camera shots, Tiffany is initiated
into the Kodoma's apprenticeship. The ritual involves whirling around
and around in the teacup without getting sick! |
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4:03 PM, After a successful initiation, The Kodoma of Doom takes
Tiffany to it's secret hideout in the tree next to Big Thunder Mountain
where it proceeds to divulge it's eeeevil plan to take over the
world.
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It's a good thing Tiffany managed to infiltrate the Kodoma's hideout!
Without her valuable information, which we are forbidden to disclose to
the public (for national security reasons), we were able to foil the Kodoma's
evil plans! Here are some pictures from her reconnaissance mission...
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